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The productвЂ™s website says the product should be вЂњ inserted into the vagina at least one hour prior to having sexual intercourse.вЂќ The capsules will release sparkles that smell like candy. The product is called вЂњPassion Dust Intimacy Capsules.вЂќ The very name of it makes me shudder. (I think вЂњglitter bombed vaginasвЂќ is one of the most 2017 phrases thatвЂ™s ever 2017вЂ™d.)

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Nobody wants him there, everybody hates him, you donвЂ™t know how to get rid of him, and no matter how hard you try, he keeps coming back.Дespite being the worst thing humans have created since nuclear weapons, some women have glitter bombed their vaginas. Glitter is like your drunk uncle during the holidays. Why you would want to put anything like this on your vagina for any period of time (pun intended) is completely beyond me. So itвЂ™s just as likely that the product doesnвЂ™t and wonвЂ™t actually ever exist, and this is just a ploy to get some cheap advertising for the chiropractor. The site claims that Mensez is currently pending FDA approval. The thing about this is the product isnвЂ™t actually for saleвЂ¦ Yet, at least. It is technically a glue but it is unlike any you have ever seen, it does not feel sticky, it is nontoxic, non-allergenic, renewable, biodegradable, FDA approved for food, antibacterial (TSS) and antifungal (yeast). Mensez technology is a Chitosan based that will soon be available on very thin panty shields, when you wear them the Mensez compound causes the mucous membranes of the labia to cling together and prevents accidental leakage. Mucoadhesives are used in all sorts of products like food, eye drops, cosmetics and medications. Mensez might work for you, a natural compound called Mucoadhesive, but donвЂ™t let that word frighten you. More precisely, glue.ДЄ chiropractor (because leave it to a chiropractor to do something ridiculous) created the product Mensez, and he describes it on his website as:Д®very woman wants a clean, dry, comfortable period. Other women even soaked tampons in vinegar before using them. But nevertheless, there are some women who apply vinegar liberally to their lady bits with the end goal of вЂњtighteningвЂќ things down there. Probably the worst use would be to take a bath in it or squirt it inside your vagina (no, internet, that is *NOT* a challenge to find even worse things to do with vinegarвЂ¦). The best use of vinegar is on potato chips with a copious amount of salt. There are oodles of websites promoting the use of VapoRub to treat things like acne, stretch marks, and more. The thing is, itвЂ™s simply not true, and there is no evidence suggesting that VapoRub is a treatment for anything except a stuffy nose.ДЄnd to my bewilderment, it doesnвЂ™t stop there. The claims range from вЂњimproving their sex lifeвЂќ (I guess for those who enjoy a burning sensation during sex?), вЂњcleaningвЂќ the vagina, to even protecting against yeast infections. It has an extremely intense aroma, which is good for unclogging your sinuses, but apparently some women have put VapoRub on their vaginas. If youвЂ™ve ever used it appropriately, then you know that this stuff is pretty potent. So here are some of the strangest (and kind of funny) things women put in their vaginas in 2017: 1. Even if youвЂ™re not sure, just call a damn doctor and ask instead of trusting something some random person put in a meme on the internet.Д«ut, for some weird reason, people still insist on trying weird product after weird product to вЂњcleanseвЂќ themselves. The cervix makes its own discharge that cleans it, and any OB will tell you that having a discharge is normal. And if you donвЂ™t believe me, someone even wrote a song about it. Vaginas clean themselves, which is why they have a discharge. Just like your liver makes detoxes unnecessary and a waste of money, a normal, healthy woman would not need to do anything extra to ensure their vagina is clean. But letвЂ™s be real for a minute вЂ“ there are some things that should absolutely, positively, 100% not go anywhere near your vagina, or any other orifice on your body for that matter. IвЂ™m not here to tell you what you should or should not do to your vagina.

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